The Motorized Ice Cream Cone

Now for the quickly coming summer a new invention is out and sure to cool you down!
It is the great motorized ice cream cone. This device automatically turns the cone for you so that the ice cream can be easily licked. No more drips!!! And the ice cream keeps it enticingly round throughout your culinary enjoyment. Available for cones and bowls.
Let ice cream cones become your clean and tasty method of cooling down this summer. Get them while they're hot!

(sorry, I just couldn't resist temptation ;-) )

Hijacker Invention

This invention could be used in planes.
The seat of each traveller is eqquipped with alie detector.
Before the plane takes off every passenger is asked some questions about his or her intention to fly in that plane.
If the detector finds out that the person is lying when the question about hijacking the plane is asked, the injector underneath the seat gets activated and injects a sleeping serum into the passenger's leg.
In the case that the passenger would answer the question about hijacking with "yes", the injection would be injected in the leg as well.
While the alarm bells are ringing the presumed hijacker can be easily imprisoned by the police.

By Alexandra Zinner

Knee Skates

Have you ever seen knee skates which are the latest actual patent in the USA? You can go for Knee Skating solo or with friends. Use a sloping road with more or less no traffic on it.

Fix the pair of Knee Skates tightly around your leg with two straps. You’ll knee on two boards wearing pants with softened pads. Each board is supported by four easily rolling wheels. The front wheels are extremely flexible and respond very fast. Therefore you guide easily the board with the sticks connected to those wheels. Both hands hold a stick. For changing direction on the road you have to move only both sticks in the same direction.

As an additional equipment you put over your regular sized shoes stiff metal boots. With those boots you can steadily slow down your speed.

To prevent any head injuries use a helmet.

Have fun and enjoy the new outdoor excitement!

By Brigitte Ryser

The Hair Machine

What I see on this picture is a Hair-producer Machine. It seems really to be a patented invention. I suppose that it is a little bit strange but perhaps it can resolve all kinds of problems like grey or white hair, loss of hair or bald head.

There are three moving parts in the middle of the machine. Two of them look like gears. All three parts are connected with elastic bands, whose function is to make them turn like a little carousel. There is also a form of a recipient which could enclose the motor.

What I find amazing is that the machine has four little feet. When it works, out come delicately, several hairs.

Finally, you can compose each one together and in this way you have a new-hair product.

Phenomenal, isn’t it?

By Mascia Zemp

The Flying Turtle

The Flying Turtle – The only thing which saves your life

Are you fed up with all sorts of painful injuries you suffer from after a hard tour on your motorbike? If you can answer my question with ‘yes’ you’ve got to buy the Flying Turtle immediately. You’ll never be hurt seriously any more!

It's like a second skin on your body: You put this kind of jacket on when riding your motorbike and now you’re safe against all sorts of accidents. As soon as you crash into a car, for example, the jacket blows itself up like a balloon, you fly over the vehicle like a bird and land smoothly and unhurt on your back on the ground. If your motorbike isn’t damaged you can mount it and go on riding … Try it and tell your friends about it!

written by Nicole

THE GADGET YOU WILL NEED FOR PASSING THE CAE SUCCESSFULLY

New on the market, just in time for all who’d like to take the CAE in June is this new invention by Esolex Aminations.

What for the most of the participants always is the biggest problem during the preparation for the exam is the time to practice the lots of tasks they have to - in peace and quiet. Esolex Aminations’ new invention enables you to do this wherever and whenever you like. All you need is to find a space of less than a square meter and the silky PastpaPersBag with its integrated armtable.

What you now have to do is fix the sticks for the armtable, open the zip of the PastpaPersBag, get into the bag, sit down comfortably relaxing your arms on the table, closing the zip and focussing on your English. You will be enclosed in a silky cloud and feel sitting in seventh heaven and it’s this feeling that makes you thinking that you easily will pass the exam.

Now it’s up to you to buy or not to buy PastpaPersBag.

Marie-Theres

ALARM FORK

ALARM FORK

In a luxury restaurant called Future Life I was served a mysterious alarm fork. At the beginning I had no idea what it is good for. So I took it and tried to stick it in a potato. Immediately, a deafening alarm was set off: “HOT, HOT, HOT,” the fork yelled. A bit embarrassed about the fuss I was causing, I checked if other people in the restaurant had observed my accident.

There were two buttons on the fork. What I wanted to know was what will happen when I press the red one. As soon as I had touched it, the fork began to blink and a choir was singing : “WATCH YOUR WEIGHT, EAT LOW CALORIE FOOD AND ENJOY FITNESS.” People around me curiously turned their heads and began to guess about my body mass index. I desperately tried to switch this stupid alarm off but the more I pressed the bottom, the more often the slogan was repeated. Suddenly, the red button began to blink and a loud accusing voice said: “ THE FORK RECOGNIZES THAT YOUR PALMS ARE DIRTY. PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE EATING. OTHERWISE INFECTIONS CAN BE SPREAD.” Deeply ashamed I threw the fork onto the table. Stupidly it landed between my potatoes and with it shouting “HOT, HOT, HOT,” I furiously ran out of the restaurant straight ahead to the next McDonald.

Written by Regina Steiner